DP2000 Liberation! Hacked to Art-Net node????

Anyone interested in collecting a bounty on converting DP2000s to show-stable, show-ready 4-port Art-Net nodes? (And I mean a piece of gear you can run on ANYTHING that would put out Art-Net, not just a DP8000.) I'm starting at $500 to anyone who can pull it off. I bet there are some fellow DP2000 owners who will also ante up on this.

(Disclaimer....this is emphatically NOT a swipe at HES. I have a need for an 4-port Art-Net node. I have 6 DP2000s. I have $500. And Hog programmers are geniuses. Simple as that.)
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